Yesterday I was going to Essex to visit my nanna. A break from shopping and blogging for a change. The day didn’t go to plan.
I was just uploading my Celine Phantom post and my phone rings, in its sexy new case that I made yesterday! I will show you that DIY feature tomorrow.
Guess who it was? It was………Christian Louboutin! Ot oh :/ I just knew what was going to happen. When I was on my rampage to find the yellow neon Pigalles and couldn’t find them, I decided to settle for the turquoise pair, but no one had my size. Obviously I put my name down for them. Today they were in. One lonely size 38 waiting for me.
I tell them I will be ten minutes. I um and ah over what to do. Nah I totally didn’t, I just needed to work out how I would get there without Paris asking what I was up to. I realised I would just have to tell him. With not a second to loose I call him “PARIS PARIS QUICK.” He’s in the shower and I can’t wait. I burst into the bathroom, open the shower door, tell him turn off the water and make him listen to the voicemail form Louboutin. Even for him I think he is seriously starting to think I’m chicken oriental (mental for those of you that don’t know cockney rhyming slang.) He tells me I have a problem and don’t need any more Louboutins. I walk out the bathroom only to walk straight back and tell him again. He shouts at me “can I just finish my shower!” As again I pulled it from my “emergency” money. He was not impressed and still has the ump with me.
I got there and they also had the neon pink Pigalles, which were amazing but I decided on the turquoise. For some strange reason they are bigger than my yellow ones and fit me terribly. They kill my feet, they’re too big, they slip when I walk AND they have a big ripple on the side (they’re faulty). Remember the girl I saw buy the Celine bag with the big scratch? Well I felt like her. So anyone in their right mind wouldn’t have bought them. But we’re talking me and so I walked out with shoes too big with a big ripple on the side. I’m still happy, it’s fine. I would buy a dress with a big muddy foot print across it if I had to. When I want something I want it and no ripple or size issue will get in my way.
So the yellow Pigalles can now sit along side her new twin!
I hope you all agree I made the right choice buying the turquoise and not the neon pink? I should for sure upload a post on my shoes collection so you know what I have and don’t have.
Let me introduce you.
Remember I went to see my glamourous nanna today? I wanted to share this photo of her and her typical parking!